so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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