Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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