is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've blown a few things in my day
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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