do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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