Heybabeimwearingurpanties
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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