2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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