im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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