break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Text me some of your sweat
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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