You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
