I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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