shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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