I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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