Sponge bath it is.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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