Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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