Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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