omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You are a genius and a whore.
send nudes
from the living room?
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