oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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