I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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