sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
