thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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