i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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