Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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