i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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