butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no you cant smoke seaweed
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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