im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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