yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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