that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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