I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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