He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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