Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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