Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
