super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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