Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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