i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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