It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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