So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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