Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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