There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
