I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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