Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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