please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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