I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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