I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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