I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Shame is for Republicans.
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