i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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