: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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