Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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