then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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