Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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