just come out here and I will go home with you...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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