that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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